Monday, December 17, 2012

Christmas Story Winner: Joe Swafford's "Grandpa's Tale"


Joe Swafford

Grandpa’s Tale

            “Grandpa, tell us the Santa Story.  Sarah hasn’t heard it yet.”

            Little Jimmy came running up and jumped on Grandpa’s lap.  Sarah came running behind him and slid to a stop at the foot of Grandpa’s nice leather chair.  He moved his hot cocoa and made room for Jimmy and Sarah to each take a thigh as they nestled against his warm chest. 

            “Alright, alright.  I’ll tell you the story of the time I met Santa Claus.”  Grandpa looked at their wide eyes as they cuddled closer to him, trying to steal some of the warmth off of his wool sweater.  He wrapped his teddy bear arms around their shoulders and hugged them before beginning.

            “Let’s see.  Where should I start?  Oh yes, of course.  Let’s begin on Christmas Eve day, a long, long time ago.  I was just a little boy, like you Jimmy.  Christmas was my favorite time of year.  The presents, food and snow.  But my favorite thing of Christmas, was trying to stay up and see Santa Claus bring me my presents.  Year after year, I would set up my sleeping bag next to the fireplace and drink lots of soda, preparing for Santa to come down.” 

            Jimmy stretched out his arms, creating a contagious yawn that hit Sarah and then Grandpa. 

            “Don’t fall asleep on me chief.  I’ve only started the story.”

            “I’m listening, but I’m just going to close my eyes and listen.”  Sarah looked at Jimmy and back at Grandpa.  “I’m listening Grandpa, don’t worry.”         

            “Thanks Sarah.”

            “Alright, where was I?  Oh, yes.  Waiting for Santa.  Well, every year I tried to stay up with my little brother Jack to see Santa.  Except, every year, we would fall asleep before he came.  When we woke up the next morning on Christmas, he had come and dropped out presents off.  One year, we put pots and pans near the fireplace, so when Santa would come he would make some noise and wake us up.  Except, he found a way to get past our trap.  Our final year trying to see Santa, Jack and I –

            “Grandpa?”  Sarah raised her big blue eyes to meet his.

            “Yes, Sarah.”

            “Did you really see Santa?”

            Grandpa chuckled a bit.  He patted Sarah’s heads.

            “Hold on.  I’m getting there.  The story’s not over yet.”

            Sarah poked Jimmy, who was sound asleep.  Jimmy woke with a start, and rested his head back on Grandpa.

            “Alright.  So, our final year of sleeping downstairs on Christmas Eve, Jack and I tried everything to keep each other awake.  We played dominoes, cards, made up stories, told jokes.  Anything you can think of, we did.  I remember hearing the clock ring twelve times, and looking at Jack.  I’m sure my eyes were as big as the clock.  We had finally stayed up until Christmas.  Any second now, Santa would slide down our chimney and drop our presents off and eat the cookies we had left out.

            Grandpa looked at Jimmy and Sarah, both of them looking up at him, anxious to hear what happened next.

            “So,” he continued.  “Jack and I had stayed up and were almost bouncing off the walls, waiting for Santa.  But something strange happened.  My mother had told me earlier that night that Santa only visits those children who are asleep.  My eyes started to get very tired.  I looked over at Jack who was struggling to stay awake.  We both lay our head down and fell asleep.  What seemed like minutes later, I woke up.  It was still night time, so I knew I didn’t sleep until morning.  I crawled over to the Christmas tree and didn’t see anything under there yet, so I knew Santa hadn’t come yet.  I crawled back to where Jack and I fell asleep waiting for Santa.  It was then that I heard the footsteps on the roof.”

            Jimmy and Sarah were trying best they could to hold back their excitement.  They grabbed each other’s arms and grinned.

            “The footsteps on the roof became louder and louder.  I heard the footsteps stop near the chimney and a thump.”

            Jimmy and Sarah looked at each other and whispered together, “Santa’s bag!”

             “And so, after the thump I hear bells ringing, like the reindeer were getting excited.  Then, I hear a ‘Ho, Ho, Ho’!”

            Jimmy and Sarah let out a shriek of excitement.

            “I turned to Jack to try and wake him, because he was still asleep.  Just then, I saw two black boots land at the bottom of my fireplace.  I sat up straight as they made their way out of the fireplace and into my living room.  I looked up from the black boots, to the red pants with white fur, to the fluffiest white beard to the red hat with the white ball on the end.  I had done it.  I turned to wake Jack, so he could see Santa, but as I did so, a hand stopped me from doing so.  I turned around to see Santa holding his finger up to his mouth, wanting me to be quiet and not wake my brother.  I watched as his bag plopped down and sat in the fireplace.  I began to grow tired again, but before I fell asleep Santa said to me, ‘Merry Christmas Peter.’” 

            Grandpa looked down to Jimmy and Sarah who were wide-eyed and wide-mouthed.

            “See Sarah, I told you Grandpa met Santa Clause before.”  Jimmy folded his arms, looking pleased he was right for once. 

            Sarah turned to Grandpa.  “What happened next, Grandpa?”

            “Well, I fell asleep and the next thing I know, my brother Jack is shaking me and yelling ‘Wake Up!’ in my ear.  I rolled over and got up and saw dozens of presents under the tree.  After that year, I didn’t stay up anymore.  I had seen Santa Claus and didn’t need any more proof.  The End.”

            Jimmy and Sarah hopped off Grandpa’s thighs and helped him out of the chair.  Sarah turned to Jimmy, “Let’s do that tonight.  Let’s stay up and try and see Santa Claus!” 

            Jimmy gave her a high-five and said, “Totally.  Let’s do it.  Let’s go hide some soda and candy, to help us stay awake.”

            They ran out of the room, as Grandpa walked towards the window.  He gazed out the window as the snowflakes began to fall, piling up on the driveway.

 

THE END.

             

             

  

           

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

November/December Writing Contest


The November/December Writing Contest is a simple one: Tell your best Santa story.  Santa Claus must be the part of the story in some way. 
Your Entry is due by December12 @ 3pm.  
Please email rbergman@desmet.org with the subject "Santa Story."
Have Fun.

Monday, November 5, 2012

NANOWRIMO

Interested in writing a novel, here is your month to give it a try.
NANOWRIMO is national novel writing month, the idea that in a month's time you could have a finished first draft of a novel. 
http://www.nanowrimo.org/

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

New Writing Contest for October: Very Short Stories


Very Short Stories:
Hemingway famously said that this following story was his best work and it is only six words long:
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

Rules of the Contest:
1.  Must be six words long, no more and no less.
2.  Have it turned in on Oct 31 by 9am.
3.  Email it to rbergman@desmet.org.
4.  Put in the title: October Writing Contest.
5.  A panel of three teachers will judge the best story.

Have fun.
Here is a website for some inspiration.
http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/14.11/sixwords.html

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Best Defintion Contest

The English Club will sponsor a best definition contest:  Send  your best original definition of a word to rbergman@desmet.org and win a prize.  All entries must be received by the date and time.  All definitions must be in good taste and follow the guidelines of the handbook and your demerit card.

First Word:

LEXICOGRAPHER

In your email, please but DEFINITION in the subject box.
Due Date: Friday, August 31, 2012 by 8am.

Monday, March 26, 2012

Winner of the 2012 Shipt of Fools Poetry Contest

Yes! - Ian Brennan

I say good bye to the past and pick up my present,
It’s a gift that was given by then and is now,
Life should not stop and wait for the past to catch up,
Forward is my only direction as I toss my weakness aside.

Make my own, make myself as I want,
I don't need to control future I just need to,
Live in my own reality,
Drop the money drop the fame, drop success,
And pursue the thing that most matters,
Because the only thing holding me back is myself

Why can't I sit and smile in my own peaceful asylum,
I as I search for my own true goal,
What am I really here to do,
Silently spinning in my own world I am comfortably confused,
And I love every second of it. 

Only one want, to understand what i long for,
I don't need to know what it is,  or how to get it,
As long as I know it's there for me,
Happy is what I'll be.


Thursday, February 23, 2012

Shakespeare Camps for this Summer

Register Now for Summer Shakespeare Camps!
We are offering two exciting three-week sessions of CAMP SHAKESPEARE at Crossroads College Preparatory School. In June, campers will rehearse & perform short adaptations of Julius Caesar and The Tempest; in July, King Lear and "Shakespeare's Greatest Hits" featuring scenes from Romeo & Juliet, Macbeth, Hamlet, Twelfth Night and more. Campers in both sessions will work with experienced SFSTL Teaching Artists on a wide range of topics including Production & Design, Stage Combat, and Commedia Dell'Arte. Sign up for both camps and save! In addition to these exceptional Shakespeare Festival Camps at Crossroads, ongoing partnership camps at COCA, Craft Alliance, and Laumeier Sculpture Park will round out a rollickin' summer of Shakespearian exploration!

Want more Bardy goodness? Join us in August for a special two-week session for Upstart Crows! Instruction in Advanced Acting Techniques and writing your own scenes will round out the program, which culminates in an informal showing for friends and family.  Click here for more information and to register!

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Ship of Fools Writing Contest Entries due by March 1st at 9:00 a.m.

Please submit your entry by March 1 to Mr. Bergman in room 217 or rbergman@desmet.org

Please do not make it longer than one page, make sure your name, year in school, and email address are posted clearly on the page. 

Unlimited Entries

The winner will receive recognition in the Spring Edition of the Scrivener (the student creative writing journal)and a notable prize.  Two Honourable Mentions will also be placed along-side the winner in the Scrivener.